Know Someone Who Worries Too Much?
Give Them the Gift of a Worry-Free Day.
Because Someone you love is very stressed – and talking about it hasn’t helped.
Welcome to WorryPros, where worries are professionally accepted, officially acknowledged, and immediately ignored.
How It Works
You tell us what the worry is.
We officially take it from you.
We ignore it.
You receive a printable certificate proving it’s no longer your problem.
No follow ups.
No advice.
No solutions.
No actual worrying.
Who Could Benefit From This?
This novelty gag gift is ideal for:
- New moms who are worried they’re doing everything wrong (they’re not).
- Dads who always need to know exactly when you’ll be back.
- Toddlers who worry about when they’re going to get there.
- Mothers who check in a little too often.
- Business owners who cannot, under any circumstances, stop thinking about work.
- Friends who spiral after reading a text.
- Women going through that big hormone change and suddenly worrying about everything.
- Coworkers who rewrite their emails seventeen times.
- Partners who keep asking “Are you sure?”
- Nervous grandmas who just want to make sure everyone gets home safely.
- People who google medical symptoms at 2 a.m.
- Anyone who says, “I’m fine,” but is very clearly not fine.
- The family member who worries enough for everyone else.
- That one person who would actually find this very funny.
If you’re reading this and thinking “Oh no… this is me,”
then yes – you qualify.
Trusted by Totally Real People
(★★★★★ ratings from absolutely not-real clients)
★★★★★ “I delegated my worry about delegating worries. Please don’t think about this too hard.”
— Anonymous, Existentially Confused
★★★★★ “I don’t believe this works. But it made me laugh. And honestly, that helped.”
— Mark, Skeptical but Amused
★★★★★ “I delegated my worry about my adult children. I still text them. But with confidence.”
— Janet, Concerned Mother of Grown Humans
★★★★★ “As a business owner, I was worried about everything at once. Now Amy is worried about it. I feel lighter. Nothing changed.”
— Chris, CEO of Spiraling Inc.
★★★★★ “I bought this for my wife as a joke. She laughed. Then she immediately tried to outsource three more worries.”
— Dave, Married to a Professional Overthinker
★★★★★ “I delegated my worry about the mailman being late. The mail came. I still worried. But at least it wasn’t my job anymore.”
— Linda, Senior Director of Overthinking
Case Studies
Case Study #1
Worry: “Am I doing enough?”
Outcome: Still unclear. Certificate looked great.
Case Study #2
Worry: “Why hasn’t anyone replied to my email?”
Outcome: Email replied. Anxiety unchanged. Expectations met.
Case Study #3
Worry: “Literally everything.”
Outcome: Not recommended. But funny.
Client Results
- Laughter occurred
- No solutions were provided
- No worrying was reduced
- Expectations were met
- Certificate was printed (sometimes framed)
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will this fix my anxiety?
A: Absolutely not.
Q: Who is the highly qualified professional worrier that will ignore my problem?
A: Amy.
Q: Will Amy actually worry about my problem?
A: No. This is a joke.
Q: Is this therapy?
A: Please see previous answer.
Q: Can I delegate multiple worries?
A: You can try. We won’t stop you.
Q: Is this appropriate for work gifts or white elephants?
A: Extremely.
Q: What if the person doesn’t think it’s funny?
A: Sounds like a them problem.
Give the Gift of Not Worrying
(At least for five minutes.)
