Official Worry Delegation Digital Certificate

Congratulations.

You are moments away from officially not worrying anymore.

Once you purchase the certificate, you will be taken to another page where you can fill in the details.

With The Worry-Free Day, you can temporarily outsource one (1) worry to a highly unqualified professional worrier - on paper only, for entertainment purposes, and with absolutely no follow-through.

This novelty gag gift includes a printable certificate that proves (legally not binding, spiritually questionable) that your worry has been officially delegated.

What this Definitely Does (Fake Claims):

• Instantly transfers responsibility for your worry (not really)

• Reduces mental load by up to 87% (completely made up)

• Provides immediate peace of mind (emotional response may vary)

• Allows you to stop thinking about "that thing" (unlikely)

• Looks very official when printed (this is partly true)

This is a joke. (A funny one).

How it Works:

• You tell us what the worry is

• We officially accept it (symbolically, with confidence)

• You receive a printable certificate stating it's no longer your problem

That's it. No emails. No coaching. No helpful insights. 

Perfect for:

• Chronic overthinkers

• Nervous loved ones

• Office gift exchanges

• White elephant parties

• People who laugh at themselves

• People who should laugh at themselves

Gift the gift of not worrying.

At least for five minutes.